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| BenH |
WORLD EXCLUSIVE!!! STEVE T-LEAF ATTEMPTS POINT THEFT
Click to see full size image On Sunday 28th September, our undercover reporter uncovered the corrupt nature of the points scoring system at LBC. Seedy SteveT from Reading, was hoping to massage his way to third place without even driving. At the European Lap Racing headquarters, Seedy Steve bamboozled the Club Director, Jim Brotherton, with lurid offers and at his weakest moment took the "Pen of Points". Seedy Steve was caught holding the "Pen of Points" aloft victoriuosly, although this turned out to be and not the first time a premature celebration. Our crack team of investigative reporters notified the authorites and they swooped in at the administration office in Lawford late last night. Jim Brotherton, LBC Club Director, was held for questioning, only to be released with a caution in the early hours of this morning. Mr Brotherton's solicitor made the following statement. "Jim apologises for the inconvenience to LBC members. This saga has resulted in the obvious delay of the results but they will be made available without correction shortly. SteveT has been banned from race control and has been warned of the penalties faced by swapping a lap for laps. We hope this is the end of the matter and look forward to a great final days racing" Lewis Hamilton had nothing to say on this story, but we did get a spokesperson from McLaren. Andy East, head of janitorial procurement said he wasn't sure what happened but, "I hope there's enough toilet roll". Lee "Zipper" Flynn marketing director of LBC said he was glad this matter was coming to a close, but did feel partly responsible adding "I didn't mean to loosen the wheel nuts that much" SteveT continues to deny the claims and states "it's all a misunderstanding, Jim was sitting on the table, not on my lap". After presenting the evidence, he continued to deny the allegations and suggested the photograph had been tampered with. Unlike the results! |
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| John Myall |
Re: WORLD EXCLUSIVE!!! STEVE T-LEAF ATTEMPTS POINT THEFT "Seedy Steve", classic
Don't forget that Steve can't get penalties, have all, he drives a red car 
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| SteveT |
After much badgering by his lawyer Steve T has released the following statement:
"I can confirm that I drive a Red car but the colour scheme is based on the Lotus "Gold Leaf" colours. As Mr Myall will tell you, Lotus stands for Loads Of Trouble Usually Serious. Nuff said". Steve also had this comment "Ben you utter B**stead", "Gits gits gits" and why could'nt you catch my good side Steve had no comment to make concerning the rumour that he has hired a contract killer.............. |
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| BenH |
I can't believe you just called me a bedstead.
Also - I had no idea until now that Lotus had a Goldleaf scheme! AND IT'S RED!!! Well I was going to ask for some RC stuff for xmas. Suppose I better get one of these now http://www.vestguard.co.uk/covert...xtreme-covert-nij-level-iiia-.htm  
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| SteveT |
Well I was going to ask for some RC stuff for xmas. Suppose I better get one of these now http://www.vestguard.co.uk/covert...xtreme-covert-nij-level-iiia-.htm [/quote]
To be honest Ben you might as well save your money. This because that vest is designed to stop the Nato 5.62mm round whereas I intend to get my contract killer to shoot your mangy ass with an AK47 which uses a 7.94mm(more or less) round and will go straight through your vest. This being so I offer these words of comfort: DIE BOTCH DIE |
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