Attention of God

Zipper · Attention of God

God,

I see you are looking to move horrible thunder clouds over the LBC track this Sunday. Could you please hold off until Monday?

Many thanks,

Zipper Very Happy

GOD

Dear Zipper

Thank you for enquiry. Unfortunately the weather is being brought across from the Atlantic. I have tried to push it back, but even the force of GOD struggles against the wind generation of American Conventions. I'll keep trying, but if you think this bad, wait until the Republicans get going next week!